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Patris's avatar

As soon as I recover I’ll opine.

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Constantine Markides's avatar

Ha, you’re not alone, Patris. Based on the texts I’m getting, it’s clear that the content and the timing with Easter weekend has not been met with much enthusiasm or, well, appetite 🪺🪺

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Patris's avatar

You are a risk taker no doubt about it…

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Constantine Markides's avatar

Often to my detriment :)

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Kate D's avatar

Well ... heaven knows I'm mytherable now.

Also ... WHY?! Do you not like us?

Also ... I might start using 'fiya'. Just to irritate people.

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Constantine Markides's avatar

My current self bears no responsibility for any of this. Please direct any and all grievances to my past self.

And be forewarned: once you start using “fiya” you can’t stop

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Grimalkin's avatar

Grossly amusing. This qualifies as "bizzaro" fiction with cats and a Viking funeral.

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Constantine Markides's avatar

If only there were a Bizzarro category in substack...

I'm still looking for a home

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