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Kate D's avatar

Also "with a spoon!" made me laugh. Literally out loud. I have no idea why.

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Constantine Markides's avatar

because you have a wicked mind :)

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Grimalkin's avatar

Most mythsterious

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Constantine Markides's avatar

You are brave to like and comment, Grimalkin. I seem to have repulsed most readers 🤰

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Grimalkin's avatar

Not brave just an avid reader of horror fiction. ;=)

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Constantine Markides's avatar

Then you may appreciate the next Rogue's Gallery...

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Sara Khayat's avatar

I feel like this is an even more fucked up alice in wonderland haha

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Constantine Markides's avatar

ha, no one can touch that bar!

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Mike Hampton's avatar

"Southbearded singed, she farts, her belly deflating like an untied balloon) KAA BOOOOOOOOMM! (Stanovich's head is momentarily engulfed in a fireball)." Bwah ha ha.

And there I was feeling sorry for you, and thought I'd click on the uninvitingly intellectual, go-away-normal-people sign, 'Hephaestus In Utero'.

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Constantine Markides's avatar

no doubt I can see how the title might be uninvitingly intellectual but there was at least a nod to Nirvana in there too...

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Mike Hampton's avatar

Or maybe its just prejudice to the majority of the world. Ha ha.

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Kate D's avatar

😳 ... I ... I mean, part of me is rather intrigued by what could possibly follow. But the rest of me ... just wants to pay you NOT to continue tomorrow. I'm very confused right now.

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Constantine Markides's avatar

Well, as Dali said, what is important is to spread confusion, not eliminate it

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