Constantine, Wow! How do you come up with such creative articles? They're pure, raw, and a delight to read. Please accept this comment and one-click heart as sincere:) Can't wait for Part II.
The "did you like at least 100 posts today" made me lol, and as a die-hard dis-enabler, with absolutely no influence, I endorse this message. \m/ @@ \m/
By Laura K you mean Laura Kightlinger? I haven’t seen her standup but I’m intrigued now. I agree with you on Swiftian logic. Our times could do with more Modest Proposals!
She gives us a daily dose of brilliant satire which is ALWAYs based on a headline or our beautiful reality! Your piece reminded me of her. Satire depends on parsing the real world to create a learning experience. I get it. Thank you.
You have the makings of a world-class Apostle, Chen. But let me add (with false humility) that you should only worship the teachings, not the messenger
Constantine, Wow! How do you come up with such creative articles? They're pure, raw, and a delight to read. Please accept this comment and one-click heart as sincere:) Can't wait for Part II.
I accept your one-click heart and generous non-generic words with much appreciation, Thales!
Wow, has anyone ever told you that you write just like Jonathan Swift? No, wait fuck that old hat you’re BETTER. (How am I doing 😉 am I winning?)
Nailed it, you’re a natural!
This was the worst Substack growth advice I've ever read!
You are too kind *blushing*
😅😂
The "did you like at least 100 posts today" made me lol, and as a die-hard dis-enabler, with absolutely no influence, I endorse this message. \m/ @@ \m/
For what it's worth, in my experience, the die-hard dis-enablers with absolutely no influence tend to be the coolest people
I'm laughing my tummy off. It's true that truth hurts.
Yup, the hustle is ugly! I don't care for it, but can't say I'm immune from it either. I just try to be honest about the view in the mirror...
I don't chase, I delete arseholes, and I'm an inconsistent writer. My goal is to not win an award, a successful failure by no one else's means.
Well, you know the quote: a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds
I don’t know it, but appreciate your pandering, and thus must remain your subscriber.
The spirit of Laura K is infectious! We live in times where Swiftian logic is the only hope. Thanks.
By Laura K you mean Laura Kightlinger? I haven’t seen her standup but I’m intrigued now. I agree with you on Swiftian logic. Our times could do with more Modest Proposals!
https://open.substack.com/pub/normalislandnews/p/new-york-times-confirms-it-does-not?r=5mj11&utm_medium=ios.
She is here. A lot of stuff about the UK. (It’s called Normal Island News).
Ah right, THIS Laura K. That makes more sense than the stand up comedian and the pop singer...
She gives us a daily dose of brilliant satire which is ALWAYs based on a headline or our beautiful reality! Your piece reminded me of her. Satire depends on parsing the real world to create a learning experience. I get it. Thank you.
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thankyou thankyou thankyou
You have the makings of a world-class Apostle, Chen. But let me add (with false humility) that you should only worship the teachings, not the messenger
On second thought, I’m cool with Messiah